A bright, starry night

A bright, starry night is my collection of Original Fiction short stories. Of course they don't have many readers. In fact, they have about zero readers every month. They are written with various photo prompts, and each chapter is a stand alone story. I tend to write a lot of angst, so a warning is in place. There will be sadness, and the occasional mean bully.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6731273/1/A_bright_starry_night

Smutiversity

Smutiversity began as a joke between me and my betas, and before we knew it we had a collaboration crackfic going. It's about how to try to not suck at writing lemons in fiction (and by suck, I mean in the bad way. And by bad, I mean the not so good bad. Errr... You know what I mean), because as you know, there are some really bad ones out there.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6034948/1/Smutiversity

Here's an excerpt from the story - in which our heroines has written the same lemon, using two different ways of writing when it comes to the actual sex. I'll let y'all guess if this is the good lemon or the bad one...

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"His hands found their way under my shirt to my heaving front-bumpers, and I whimpered as he grabbed my bazoombas, rubbing my nubbins with his thumb through the thin satin of my boobie-holder. I pressed my hooters against his hands, silently begging for him to touch me more, harder, rougher. He growled, and quickly jerked my shirt off, spinning me around, facing me.
"I need to boink you so badly, and I've waited too long for this."

His voice was hungry for some humpery, and suddenly I wanted nothing more than to dance the mattress jig with him. I tongue wrestled him and moaned into his mouth.

"Edward, hit me with your love stick now, on this bed. Please..."

He pushed me down on he bed, growled at me to turn over, as he ripped off my panties.

"God, you have a nice piece of luggage."

I heard the sound of a zipper, and felt his hand grab my love handles, guiding his longhorn into me. He let out a sigh of relief as he slowly pushed Captain One-Eye deep inside my hoo-haa. I've dreamt of that hot beef injection for so long, missed his touch so much, and feeling his schlong slowly move inside of me was excruciating pleasure. I wanted more, faster and deeper, and I started to move my booty, meeting his every thrust, urging him on. He reached round to touch me, and panted as he started finger-fucking my swollen joy-buzzer.

"I won't last long, baby..."

His skilled fingers and the words he moaned was all I needed to finally reach the big O. I felt the blast-off ripple through me, making my skin chimney milk him. He growled as he fell right after, shooting his love custard deep into my sausage wallet."

Bella Swan, stalker

Bella Swan, stalker  is basically PWP - Porn Without Plot. It was written for a fundraiser that Project Team Beta's Smut University arranged. Bella, who's in need of extra cash, agrees to a PI mission. Subject? Edward, of course. Let's just say she sees a lot more of him than she anticipated...

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6442912/1/Bella_Swan_Stalker

The Random Ramblings of Rosalie Hale

The Random Ramblings of Rosalie Hale is my Twilight25-story. It's short, since it consists of a bunch of 100-word drabbles. I added some more chapters to the drabbles later, since I wrote for the picprompt blog for a while and some of the pictures just screamed Rosalie to me. I like Rosalie, just like Leah she's one of those misunderstood, strong female characters. IMHO, she kicks ass.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6767378/1/The_Random_Ramblings_of_Rosalie_Hale

Banner by @TwistedLea at http://twistedinmasen.blogspot.se/

Locker Room Girl

Locker Room Girl was my first femmeslash - but not my last. I wrote it for the In The Closet contest, where it didn't win anything, but got a Judge's Honorable Mention. To be honest, that meant as much to me a real prize. It's a Bella/Leah story, one of my favorite pairings. Leah is such a misunderstood character, I wanted to give her a good life. And sex. A good life and sex. *nods*

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6367941/1/Locker_Room_Girl

Banner by @TwistedLea at http://twistedinmasen.blogspot.se/

Truced

Truced was my first (and only, so far) try at slash. I got to the actual penetration - then I chickened out... I truly admire those female writers who can actually write slash, because it's damned hard! Heh. I said hard.

It's an Edward/Jacob one-shot, and I didn't learn until afterwards that I should have made it Edward/Jasper if I ever wanted any readers. Ah well...

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6306092/1/Truced

Truced was also recc'd by TwistedIn_ on the TwistedInSlash blog. 


http://twistedinslash.blogspot.com/2010/10/truced.html

Want a burger, kid?

Want a burger, kid? is a story about Bree. It was my entry for the Bree Tanner Challenge hosted by Project Team Beta. It didn't get far in the contest, but it got me out of a writer's block I had been fighting for a few months.

Bree's story, as I see it, needs a warning. It deals with child abuse.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6119921/1/Want_a_burger_kid